MAFS 2025 Final Vows Recap: Adrian & Awhina missed the memo

Beth and Teejay call a spade a spade

Beth has decided to pull the pin and leave Teejay before Final Vows, saving us from the most boring Final Vows this show has ever seen. She tells him she doesn’t care to feel rejected yet again and he… agrees? “Makes sense,” he tells her. Jesus Christ. (Sorry Carina.)

Jacqui and Ryan hit a bump

Jacqui tells Ryan she gave Rory her number and Ryan is not impressed.

“You are the one that I want,” Jacqui tells him like she has morphed into Olivia Newton-John while sitting on her throne of lies.

Jamie and Dave’s MAFS Final Vows

Jamie, Georgia, and their matching bronzer discuss whether or not there is any romance between Jamie and Dave—right before Jamie and Dave reunite to make their decision.

Wow, Jamie really be talking to Dave’s nipples at that height.

Dave tells Jamie that when she said she loved him, he found it overwhelming. But he wanted to continue to show up for her.

“You’ve become one of the closest people to me in my life,” he tells her.

“Today, I choose us. Let’s give this a real shot. I want to leave here with you and whatever comes next, I’m ready if you are.”

Jamie says the connection was strong from the get-go and she feels comfortable to be herself with Dave.

”I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t concerned — concerned that your feelings will never match mine,” she tells him.

“I deserve to be loved, Dave, and I just don’t know whether I’m willing to wait to see if you can get there too.”

”But I also know that I’m not ready to walk away from this — or from you.”

“I don’t think it’s the end of our story. In fact, it may just be the beginning.”

Adrian and Awhina’s MAFS Final Vows

What a terrible greeting. After Adrian asks her “What’s happening?” like she’s come over at 2am, he asks her how she’s feeling. “Greeeeeat,” she mutters.

Guys I don’t know what he said next. There are no subtitles. I replayed it like five times.

Luckily I can understand the vows. “You make me laugh, you challenge me, and you make me feel seen,” Adrian tells Awhina.

“Sometimes in this experiment I didn’t feel seen by you. Truly seen,” Awhina tells him, because apparently they’re not taking turns like everyone else.

Is this “build up” meant to make us care about the future of these two? It’s not working, but I’m getting flashbacks from Matt Agnew’s Bachelor finale.

“You’re not my future right now. This is where our journey ends,” Awhina tells him.

“I understand how important it is for you to get back to Perth and be with your son. And that’s the problem,” Adrian responds (but also not really because I’m sure they’re just alternating to make this more interesting).

ALSO A CHILD IS NOT A PROBLEM.

”After everything, I believe these hurdles are too big to overcome. Which is why I’m now deciding that it’s best for both of us that I walk away,” Adrian says. Anyone else reckon he just went off script once he heard her answer?

He is smiling at her like a creep and now she is slapping him with her cards. Why is this flirty after they’ve broken up. Oh hell.

She asks him if he wants to spend time with her tonight. Of course he does, he has a penis.

“Adrian, you like me,” she tells him.

What in the world is this.

“I feel like we looked at this decision too black and white,” she says.

She asks if he wants to see how their connection goes outside of the experiment.

“Yes,” he says with the worst enthusiasm I’ve ever seen.

Now they’re kissing. What the hell.

Carina prays for Paul

Carina is crying to her mum about how dumb Paul is and how he’s fucked the relationship. She tells her it’s part of their Christian faith to forgive people. If this is religion, I don’t want it. Now she must pray.

We all must pray that they break up and that we never see or hear about Paul and his curiosity again.

THANK YOU BYE.

Married At First Sight (MAFS) 2025 airs Sundays at 7pm and Monday – Wednesday at 7:30pm on Channel 9 and 9Now.

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