It’s episode seven of The Masked Singer Australia 2023 and the Grammy Award winner has finally been unveiled.
Although her tasty take on Doja Cat and SZA’s Kiss Me More was grill-iant, the studio audience ordered Burger Gal’s identity to be served up.
While the judging panel were certain they had cracked the clues, Abbie Chatfield, Chrissie Swan and Dave Hughes locked in Fran Drescher, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, and Julia Styles as their guesses.
But it was Mel B who was right on the money, successfully guessing La Toya Jackson!
When asked why she decided to participate in The Masked Singer Australia, Jackson said, “I love this show. I will go anywhere to do this show. This is my third [time on the show] actually.”
As for whether her famous family knew: “They don’t know. I didn’t tell anyone; my mother doesn’t even know! We were all on a family conference yesterday, and they said ‘What are you doing in Australia?’ I said ‘Just work, just having fun…’”
The Other Performances
Snow Fox
Clues: Tonight I am heading to a simpler time. No, not the ice age, back to an era when the King still reigned… Elvis, that is.
It’s a big world out there. Cold, you have to keep moving, working, producing. Who knows where it might take you? You know, I’ve been conservative and I’ve been wild. Both need you to be confident, it’s a state of mind. My life as a Snow Fox is survival of the fittest. Competition is everywhere you look. Sometimes you’re number one, number two… or number 29. Just do your best. If you do your best, you have a reason to smile! Smile and the world smiles with you. Cry and you cry alone.
Song: Respect by Aretha Franklin
Guesses: Delta Goodrem, Samantha Jade, Ellie Goulding, Chaka Khan
Bouncer
Clues: My song tonight sounds like it’s from the ‘50s, but it’s just a hop, skip and a jump back in time until I found you. Back when we were all confined to the top paddock.
Being a Bouncer takes more brawn than brain, I got both because I’m quite the athlete. I’ve been on the biggest sporting stage. I’m not being defensive now, I don’t care what anyone says. No one could ever accuse this roo of being disloyal. You know, even when I went solo I still sought some company. I guess that was Bouncer 2.0. I’m sure you know I’m all about the entertainment… let me get on the PA. Trivia question time restarts in 21 minutes! People, we’re in for a big night!
Song: Until I Found You by Stephen Sanchez
Guesses: Sisqó, Anthony Callea, Johnny Diesel, Peter Andre
Cow Girl
Clues: Tonight I’m heading to greener pastures. Back to my country roots… here I come again!
Strangely, for a Cow Girl, you won’t always find me out on the range. Actually, enclosed spaces are good too. That’s not to say I stay in one spot. So many countries welcome me with open arms! But I keep returning to my favourite place and where some Hot Wheels can be found! Actually, wherever I am I feel like a queen. Overall though, life as a Cow Girl makes me feel good! Like a guy winning a singing competition!
Song: Here You Come Again by Dolly Parton
Guesses: Charli Robinson, Chelsea Handler, Courtney Act, Rebel Wilson
Orca
Orcas can be found all over the world – some migrate. You see, we even enjoy the heat! Although you can find Orcas all over the world. New Zealand, Italy, Poland… Poland?! You know, some people think Orcas are dangerous, that we have a dark side, that we leave our prey all torn, but you’ll just have to let me tell my own story.
Song: Turn Back Time by Cher
Guesses: Toni Childs, Bic Runga, Natalie Imbruglia, Sheryl Crow
Grim Reaper
Clues: It’s time to head to the other side of the century, where overalls, double denim, grunge and hip-hop ruled the ‘90s.
You mighty ask why I’m holding an old farming implement, I don’t really know. I grew up in the big smoke! Ooh, it’s sharp. I heal fast! Now I know people feel crushing fear when they see me approaching. I get it, but despite what I do for a living, I don’t feel like I have bloodstains on my hands. And don’t confuse me for a vampire, or a werewolf howling at the moon. A silver bullet won’t kill me… but I love platinum! To you, this is a graveyard. Maybe you’ll see the devil. But I know there are delights still to come.
Song: Breathe Again by Toni Braxton
Guesses: Jason Derulo, Daniel Johns, Michael Stipe, Andrew Tierney
The Masked Singer Australia continues Monday at 7.30pm on 10 And 10 Play.
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