It’s Million Dollar Island Australia 2023 episode seven and the richest person on the Island Corey is back in charge of elimination picks.
This week, only players who have a single wristband can be eliminated. Log Camp is in charge, but going by the amount they’re complaining about the lack of food they have, I’m questioning if they’ll have the brainpower to strategically pick nominations.
Here are 12 thoughts I had during episode three of Million Dollar Island Australia, episode seven!
1. Corey’s in charge and his camp keep talking about how hungry they are. Call me crazy but what if he gave immunity to players in exchange for food? Have I cracked the code!?! Put me on that island, stat.
2. Oh wow, we’re six minutes in and I called it already. Although I admit the host Ant did clue me in with his narration.
3. Top Camp ain’t about sharing their food. But they will have all the food they desire if they’re eliminated, so they may as well just give some up and stay safe in the game IMO.
4. For once, I agree with Brett. Log Camp should stop whinging about not having food and just do something about it.
5. Oh wow, Brett is going to be p-i-s-s-e-d because his camp members decided to share some of their food in exchange for promised immunity.
6. Of course, Corey stuck to his word and keep all of Log Camp safe because of their food deal. What a snoozefest.
The elimination challenge
7. Wow these people suck at the challenge, more than half got the first question wrong. No wonder they only have (had?) one wristband.
8. I can never understand why people say “me” instead of “my”. Like, it takes the same time to say both words? I’m looking at you, Jack.
9. Ummm, what’s wrong with the colour of Yasmin’s legs? You should probably tap out now, girl.
Survival challenge and elimination
10. Oooohh the winner not only gets to stay, but also gets a huge box of food? My money is on Log Camp now because those people want some tucker BAD.
11. Jack has a lot of products on his list… but Matches?! I dunno about that Jack. Wishful thinking.
12. Jack wins and I guess I’m going to have to endure some more “me” slang in coming episodes. Le sigh.
Million Dollar Island Australia continues on July 3 at 7.30pm on 7 and 7Plus.
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