Ariana at the Vanderpump Rules reunion
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We’ve ranked Ariana Maddix’s most savage one-liners from the Vanderpump Rules Reunion

"F**k yourself with a cheese grater"

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WRITTEN BY Danica Baker / Edited BY Anita Anabel
9 June 2023 , 5 minutes to read

The Vanderpump Rules season ten reunion has been dubbed the “Superbowl of Reality TV” and part three certainly lived up to the hype.

The almost-hour-long episode finally saw Tom Sandoval and Racquel Leviss take to the stage, where they discussed their affair and was obliterated by their cast-mates.

The final episode for season ten also saw Ariana Maddix confront her friend and ex-boyfriend over their affair, and in true Ariana style, she threw some iconic insults their way.

The backstory

Without knowing what went down between the stars of the show, and why they’re so angry at each other, the reunion episodes are practically jibberish. So, let us get you up to speed.

Scandoval Recap

Sandoval and Ariana were dating for nine years. They own a house together and Ariana recently froze her eggs because Sandoval wanted a family.

Racquel dated James Kennedy for five years and the two were engaged but broke up in December 2021. Ariana and Racquel were close friends.

In March this year, Ariana found an explicit video from Racquel on Sandoval’s phone and discovered that the pair had been having an affair. The Vanderpump Rules reunion was filmed a few weeks later.

Ariana and Racquel at a party. Instagram.

Ariana’s one-liners ranked:

Considering the circumstances, Maddix stayed relatively calm and quiet during the first two parts of the season 10 reunion. However, she changed her tune when Sandoval and Racquel were both on stage together in part three.

Here are some of her most iconic one-liners!

1.” F**k yourself with a cheese grater.”

What happened: Racquel admitted that she encouraged Tom to evaluate whether he really wanted to be in a relationship with Ariana.

“The answer was yes and you had already f***ed him at that point so shut the f*** up,” Ariana responded. “Go f*** yourself with a f***ing cheese grater!”

2. “I hope Charlotte f**king haunts you.”

What happened: As previously mentioned, Ariana’s dog passed away and Racquel comforted her about it. Charlotte is the name of Ariana’s late pup.

3. “You’re a dementor, I know you love Harry Potter.”

What happened: Ariana revealed that she cried in Racquel’s arms after her dog died, and then her ex-friend went and slept with her boyfriend.

4. “Diabolical, demented, disgusting, subhuman.”

What happened: Ariana told Racquel that “selfish” doesn’t begin to describe what she had done.

“Selfish does not f**king cover it, b**ch,” she fired back. “Diabolical, demented, disgusting, subhuman—start getting a better vocabulary to describe your f**king actions because selfish does not f**king cover it.”

5. “It’s an abomination, abort it.”

Ariana at the VPR reunion. Hayu.

In one particularly heart-wrenching scene, Ariana broke down in tears while describing how she felt when she learned about the affair. She then begged the new couple to end their affair.

“I just can’t think of two worse people,” she told them both. “You’re disgusting. You’re gross, this is gross. When is it gonna click that it’s f***ing gross?!”

“It’s an abomination. Abort it,” added Ariana of Sandoval and Racquel’s affair. “It’s so f***ing awful.”

EVERYTHING that went down during the final VPR reunion episode for season 10

A whole damn lot. You can find out what happened in part one and part two of the three-part season 10 reunion here and here.

The final instalment saw the entire cast confront both Racquel and Sandoval together. Some of the most shocking moments included:

  • Ariana confronted Racquel and said that the word “selfish” doesn’t begin to cover the way she’s acted, and her former friend agreed.
  • Sandoval and Racquel admitted that they were in love.
  • Sandoval said that the last time he slept with now ex-girlfriend Ariana, she kept her top on. Here’s the disgusting line in all its glory: “Yeah and she kept her top on, that’s so hot.” EWWW.
  • Sandoval and Racquel were filmed giggling after the reunion together in the dressing room. Rather than reflecting on the hurt Ariana expressed she’d experienced, Racquel laughed that James told her his new girlfriend was an upgrade.
  • Racquel said that she asked Sandoval if she could be part of a throuple with him and Ariana.
  • Racquel admitted that she’d gone to St Louis and met Sandoval’s parents at Christmas.
  • Racquel revealed that Sandoval asked her to downplay their relationship timeline, but said they’d been lying about how long the affair had been going on, and admitted they hooked up “multiple times” at Scheana Shay’s wedding in August last year.
  • Racquel admitted that while Ariana was away for a funeral, she slept with Sandoval in the house the former couple share.

Racquel and Sandoval. Hayu.

You can stream the three-part Vanderpump Rules reunion on Hayu.

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