Matt Querzoli

Matt Querzoli

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About me

Currently an IT student at UTS. Despite my rugged exterior, mental fortitude, patchy beard and the fact my mother loves me, I’m constantly staving off the banality of life by taking crushed Zoloft up both nostrils and tequila straight down the hatch.

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How to Appear Capable to Your Uni Group Members

Now and again, the dregs of the university faculty decide hang your education on being able to communicate, plan, and effectively deal with people that you’ve mostly never met, nor would have ever c

June 10, 2016

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When is it Time to Call it a Night And "Get On the Waters”?

We’ve all been there. Where? Pissed as hell and dancing like a maniac…somewhere. You’ve forgotten where exactly. Although there is not a consistent point where one can judge the time to quit d

September 29, 2016

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Group Members No Longer Want To Kill Each Other After Passing Assignment

Group members Alexandra Alexander, Tilly Tile, Bruce Sprungsteen and Giuseppe Smith are now relaxing after receiving a passing grade for their IT assignment. The group members, who just days ago were

September 28, 2016

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Student Can't Decide What Shoes To Wear To Uni After Uggboots Break

University of Wollongong student, Miss Ruth Struth, was reportedly having a breakdown earlier today, as her uggboots broke before she could leave for class. According to eyewitness reports, Miss Strut